You're alive—isn't it a miracle?

Lest you forget me, here I am.

Should you like to know me, here I am: livingtoperform.tumblr.com
my french teacher is awesome.

my french teacher is awesome.

superblys:

Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR?  QUARREL SIR!  NO, SIR.

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The Breakfast Club. 1985. The greatest ending to any movie ever. This song launched Simple Minds in the US. Could have been a Billy Idol song, but he turned it down. Idiot. Perfectly sums up the movie. It’s equally beautiful and sad.

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posttragicmulatto:

ave-atque-vale:

pagesofyourlines:

thecuteoftheday:

turtle cosies 

(via http://imgur.com/gallery/t5SmU)

HELPHELP HELP MEEE HELP

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING OF EVER

HELP

…someone needs to knit these for Clyde.

turtles and reptiles give me the creeps because I see them as being super close to dinasors and I have this crazy belief that they can turn on you at any moment, but I will admit that these pics are very cute for turtle lovers.

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killarichdude:

shaitana:

justplainsomething:

dwcompanion:

funnycomicmoments:

Well now, Thor.

Who do you think you are, Captain Hammer?


Alrighty then.

#thehammerismypenis

killarichdude:

shaitana:

justplainsomething:

dwcompanion:

funnycomicmoments:

Well now, Thor.

Who do you think you are, Captain Hammer?

Alrighty then.

#thehammerismypenis

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thegardenyouveplanted:

Take Your Time (Coming Home) - fun.

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vaginapowersactivate:

sirderpington:

i hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

whale go home you are drunk

youtubers-replaced-my-life:

reedisonspeed:

always-and-forever-analbeads:

amberlaree:

Join the Movement…THIS GUY IS BRILLIANT!

Enjoy!

In response to Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries not wanting “not so cool” kids or women who wear size large to wear his company’s clothes, Greg Karber has come up with a funny and creative way to readjust the Abercrombie & Fitch brand.”

I fucking love this

ohmygod this seriously needs to get big this is such a brilliant idea!

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ohjeffreyno:

Engraved Zippo lighters from the Vietnam War. From Cowan’s Auctions

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I want to claw my face off and sleep forever.

lostsplendor:

I’d Rather Charleston (via Buzzfeed)

lostsplendor:

I’d Rather Charleston (via Buzzfeed)

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cristianfowlie:

My kitchen (No longer my Kitchen)Watercolours
An exploration of setting with watercolours.

cristianfowlie:

My kitchen (No longer my Kitchen)
Watercolours

An exploration of setting with watercolours.